BACK INVENT01 43' INVENTOR'S DAUGHTER pilot episode: rescue dad EXT MORNING WIDE: MICHAELA'S NEW HOME (a moving van is parked in front of the house from which movers are carrying a metal-working lathe, a drill press and a bench grinder and carrying them to the back yard during the scene. Dad's car is parked in the driveway and all the doors and trunk are open. Dad and Michaela carry boxes from the car into the house, then return for more. Emily's mother and father watch, point and gesture briefly from across the street, then, as Michaela returns to the car, they push Emily toward Michaela. Emily is carrying a kitten) EMILY Hi. My name is Emily and this is Fluffy. What's your name? MICHAELA Michaela. That's a cute little kitty. EMILY My mom and dad want to know why your dad has all those big tools. MICHAELA My dad is an inventor. EMILY What's an inven... MICHAELA ...an inventor. He makes things than noone ever made before. EMILY Oh. What kind of things? MICHAELA Tools mostly. EMILY Tools? What kind of tools? MICHAELA I'm not sure. He won't let me see them or play with them. He says his tools are a secret because he makes them for the Army. We moved here in order to be close to the Army Base. (picks up a box and carries it into the house) EMILY (returns to her parents) Okay, see ya. (a military HUMVEE approaches quickly and parks nearby, Sarg and another soldier exit, the soldier opens the back door of the HUMVEE, Colonel Abernathy steps out carrying a briefcase, he says something inaudible to the soldier who nods and salutes. Abernathy and Sarg enter the house while Emily's parents point and gesture excitedly, then push Emily toward Michaela again as she exits the house.) My dad wants to know if your dad makes bombs and stuff. MICHAELA (smiles, looks toward Emily's parents) No. I don't know what my dad is making in his workshop, but one thing I know it's not is bombs and stuff. My dad is an electrical engineer. EMILY What's that? MICHAELA An electrical engineer makes things that work with electricity or batteries. My dad doesn't know anything about bombs or rockets or anything like that. (carries a box into the house) EMILY (returns to her parents) Okay, see ya. (Emily's parents point and gesture excitedly, then push Emily toward Michaela again as Michaela emerges from the house.) Are you sure your dad is not going to blow stuff up? MICHAELA I'm sure. He only makes tools that make a soldier's job easier. One of the tools I saw looks like a garage door remote control. He tests the tools in his workshop, and I've never heard any loud noises from the workshop. So, tell your parents not to worry. EMILY (returns to her parents) Okay, see ya. INT MORNING WIDE: MICHAELA'S KITCHEN MICHAELA (dressed in pajamas, opens one of a stack of boxes, looks inside as Dad enters wearing a business suit, tying his tie) Daddy, do you know which box has the Fruit Loops? DAD Sorry, sweetie, all I know is that it's one of the boxes in that stack. MICHAELA Why are you dressed already? DAD Oh. I didn't tell you? I was so busy yesterday... MICHAELA Tell me what? DAD Colonel Abernathy wants me to spend the day with his tech people at the army base to help them write the user's manuals for the five devices I sold them yesterday. I'll be there all day. MICHAELA But you were going to register me for school today. DAD I know, sweetie, I'm sorry. You know how the government is. When they give you money, they think they can tell you what to do. We can register you for school tomorrow. Okay? MICHAELA (opening another box) Okay. No problem. It's not like I don't have enough to keep me busy today. DAD Listen, if you don't want to be alone, I can call Aunt Lily and have her come over. MICHAELA Daddy! I'm twelve years old! Some kids my age baby sit! I'm perfectly capable of taking care of myself! DAD Well, excuse me! I must have forgotten that my little baby girl is all grown up! (sound cue: horn honks outside) Oh, my! There's my ride. (kisses Michaela, backs toward door) Love you. See you tonight. (stops, turns, snaps fingers) Oh! If I'm late... MICHAELA Daddy! The freezer is full of food and the microwave is in working order. DAD (exiting) That's my girl. Love you. Have a good day. MICHAELA Love you too. Work smarter not harder. (sound cue: front door slams) Now if I was a box of Fruit Loops, where would I be hiding? (points at each box) Eeny, meeny, myny mo.... (POV: Michaela looks beyond the boxes to the message board and the keys hanging from hooks at the bottom) Well, what have we here? (approaches) I do believe that Daddy left the key to his workshop hanging right here on the hook. (imitates Dad) Michaela, I'm not sure I like where this conversation is going. (regular voice, picks up key) I know, Daddy. But the neighbors asked me yesterday if any of your inventions for the Army were dangerous and I told them no. Now, I wouldn't want to deceive them, would I, Daddy? (imitates Dad) Michaela, you know I don't allow you to play with my inventions. Officially, they belong to the army. (regular voice) Yes, but the army will never know. INT MORNING CLOSE-UP: DAD'S GARAGE WORKSHOP MICHAELA (now fully dressed, pushes open door and peeks in) Well, Daddy, what have you been working on for all these months? (approaches work table, bends, examines two garage door remote controls side by side in the middle of the table) TWO garage door openers? (smirks, looks both ways) Nothing in Daddy's workshop is what it looks like. One thing I know is that THIS (drops keys on table, picks up remote control) is not a garage door opener. (examines control from all angles, hefts it) It's too heavy to be a garage door opener. I wonder what he put inside of this thing. (reads the top edge) "CONCEALER". Sounds like something you'd find in a woman's makeup drawer. However, using deductive reasoning, if he sold this to the Army, it has nothing to do with pimples. I wonder what this remote control controls. (looks around, smirks, holds remote in the flat of one hand and raises her finger dramatically) There's only one way to find out. (pushes the button) (special affect: POV: Michaela's view: the remote and Michaela's arms disappear) (gasps) Holy socks! My arms disappeared! Oh dear! I hope this isn't permanent! (special affect: POV: Michaela's view: the remote and Michaela's arms reappear with her finger withdrawing from the button) Whew! That was a close one! (gasps, runs out the door) I wonder if the CONCEALER did any permanent damage! INT MORNING OVER-THE-SHOULDER: MICHAELA'S HOUSE HALLWAY (Michaela runs to the hall closet, pulls open the door, looks at herself, back and front, in the door mirror) Well, that's a relief! Everything is back to normal. (pauses, tilts head) I wonder if my whole body disappears when I push the button. (looks around, smirks, holds remote in the flat of one hand and raises her finger dramatically) There's only one way to find out. (pushes the button) (special affect: Michaela's whole body disappears) (gasps) Holy socks! (special affect: Michaela's whole body reappears showing her finger lifting off the remote) INT MORNING WIDE: DAD'S WORKSHOP MICHAELA (enters the workshop, returns the concealer and positions it carefully) That was fun! Thank you Daddy! (imitates Dad's voice) You're welcome, Michaela. (turns, turns off light, steps out door, hesitates, turns, turns on lights) Wait a minute. Why does Daddy need TWO concealers? (approaches table, picks up other remote control, hefts it) This one is heavier than the other one. (examines remote control from all angles) This one is different. What does it do? (reads from top edge of unit) "SHRINKER"?! I wonder what this thing shrinks. (points the remote at the drill press, then the lathe with finger poised dramatically over button, imitates Dad) Michaela, I know what you're thinking. Don't do it. You could get badly hurt. (regular voice) I know, Daddy, but I just HAVE to find out what it does! (points the remote at bench grinder) No, wait! What if this shrinker shrinks things PERMANENTLY?! Daddy will know that I've been playing with his inventions. I need to shrink something Dad won't notice. (uses one foot to push off the other shoe, pushes it two feet in front of her, aims the remote at the shoe, pushes the button dramatically) (special affect: Michaela disappears) (camera zooms in on the floor in front of the table until Michaela, now one inch tall, is in full frame with her shoe that's as big as her car, she looks up and all around) Holy Socks! It shrunk ME! (panics) This is really scarey. I'm smaller than a mouse. Wait a minute! maybe this is permanent. Oh, Daddy will be so mad! (looks down wide-eyed at the tiny remote control) Or maybe shrinking the shrinker down broke it. Oh, well, here goes. (presses the push-button again) (special affect: Michaela disappears, and only both of her full size feet and full size shoes fill the frame) (camera zooms out to show that Michaela is now at full size again) "That was a close one! If this thing had broken, I would have been small forever! I need to get out of here!" (Michaela runs out of the workshop carrying remote control) (camera zooms in ring of keys lying on work table) EXT MORNING WIDE: WORKSHOP DOOR MICHAELA (pulls door closed, sees remote control in hand, tries to turn knob) Locked! (pats pockets, sighs) I left the keys inside! Daddy's going to kill me! (smirks, holds up remote control) Silly person! You don't need a key! (pushes the button dramatically) (special affect: Michaela disappears) (camera zooms in, Michaela, now one inch tall, turns toward the door, bends and walks under the door) INT MORNING WIDE: DAD'S WORKSHOP (tiny Michaela pushes button again) (special affect: Michaela grows to normal size) MICHAELA (crosses to work table, carefully slides the shrinker remote beside the concealer remote, backs away, holds up hands and fingers to frame the scene) Everything back the way I found it? (POV: Michaela's view: sweeps frame left and right, stops with hands framing a locked cabinet) (Daddy's voice) Michaela, I know what you're thinking! If you open that cabinet, you're going to get yourself in big trouble! (own voice) Yes, Daddy, but I owe it to the neighbors. You said there were FIVE inventions that you sold to the Army. I only see two here. (points) The other inventions must be in there. (points, picks up key ring as she approaches the cabinet, unlocks the cabinet, sees what looks like a small hockey glove) Now why would Daddy lock up an ordinary glove? Because it's not really an ordinary glove. Just like those remote controls, there's something special about this glove. (Daddy's voice) Michaela, this is your last chance. If you leave now, you'll stay out of trouble. (own voice, picking up and examining glove) But, Daddy! I HAVE to know! (turns glove palm up, there's a wire-wrapped steel donut in the middle of the palm and there's a power switch next to a sliding switch on the cuff. The sliding switch is marked PUSH and PULL at opposite ends, she turns the power switch to the ON position and immediately a laser light emits from the center of the palm, she holds the glove with both hands and aims it around the room) MICHAELA Oh, I get it! Whatever this aims at I can push or pull! (aims the laser at a magazine on the desk, then flips the PUSH-PULL switch to PULL.) PULL! What happened?! It doesn't pull! (tilts head, reaims) Maybe if I move the fingers of the glove... (Inserts her hand into the glove, opens fingers flat, flips PULL Switch) PULL! (special affect: magazine is sucked up to the glove at high speed, forcing Michaela to a sitting position on the floor, having let go of the PULL switch, the magazine drops to the floor) (Imitates Dad's voice) Michaela Rose! That's why I don't want you playing with my inventions! (own voice, standing) Sorry, Daddy. But I know I can get the hang of this. I think the secret is in the fingers of the glove. The more you open the fingers the faster it pulls. (points the laser at magazine at her feet, opens fingers flat, then, closes her fingers slightly) Maybe a little less pull. (turns head, grimaces, flips PULL switch) (special affect: the magazine lifts gently off the floor and floats through the air to the palm of the glove and sticks) (closes fingers, smiles) Gotcha! This is so cool! (stands) Now, the ultimate test. Push. (opens fingers slowly, flips the switch to PUSH) (special affect: the magazine floats through the air and lands on the desk) Piece of cake. (turns toward cabinets, carefully puts glove back in it's original place and position) Well as long as I'm here, I might as well see what other inventions Daddy made. (bends, sees what looks like a tiny television) A tiny television! (retrieves it, stands erect, examines it from all sides. It's a compact point and shoot camera) No. It's a camera, like the one in the house. (smiles) What I mean is, it LOOKS like a camera. Everything Daddy makes looks like something else. What do you suppose this camera does? (turns toward workshop, presses the power button, holds camera in front of face) Smile, workshop, I'm taking your picture. (presses button) (POV: Michaela's view of the camera screen and the walls of the workshop beyond, the screen shows the yard outside the workshop.) That's our backyard! Must be a leftover picture that Daddy took. Let's try this again. (points the camera toward the house, presses button, the screen shows the lawn and the house) Wow! This camera can see THROUGH things! What about metal? Can it see through metal? (points camera at the tool chest and presses the button. But instead of a tool chest, the little screen on the back of the camera showed the tools INSIDE the tool chest in shades of green. Michaela lowers camera, examines camera screen, then the tool chest beyond repeatedly) This is so cool! It not only sees-through things, it sees things in the dark! (returns to cabinet, slides camera carefully to its original place on the shelf, bends lower) So, Daddy, what other new inventions do you have that I can play with? What have we here?! (pulls out what looks like a squirt gun with a telescope mounted on top, examines it at arm's length, smiles) This is just what the U.S. Army needs, Colonel Abernathy, a squirt gun. We don't kill the enemy anymore. We just get them soaking wet. (chuckles) (Daddy's voice) You be careful with that thing, Michaela, for all you know it could be squirting acid or poison or something. You'd better put that thing away before you hurt yourself. (puts the scope to her eye) (POV: sees the wall across the room, pans to a pile of saw dust on the floor across the room.) Let's see, what can I shoot that won't catch the whole workshop on fire? (lifts face to see what she's looking at, notices a red button on the scope) Now, what do you suppose this button does? (sights through the scope again, pushes button) (POV telescopic rifle sight: pile looks much closer and a red dot appears on the pile that moves where the scope moves) Daddy, I'll bet you a dollar this gun doesn't squirt water if it needs a telescope. (Daddy's voice) Go ahead and pull the trigger, young lady. We'll see who wins the bet. (Nothing happens) Maybe this squirt gun is out of water. (turns and examines gun from all angles) So, where do you put the water in? (examines gun, finds a safety switch, smiles) A safety switch. This has to be the first squirt gun in history that has a safety switch. (turns switch ON) On. (sound cue: electronic whine increases pitch beyond human hearing) (aims the gun at the pile of saw dust and pulls the trigger again.) (sound cue: electronic sizzle) (special affect: Michaela disappears, then immediately reappears standing on top of the pile of saw dust) Wo! (looks down at own feet, turns, looks back across the room, examines self, examines gun) Holy Sox! Wherever I aim this thing, it puts me there. (aims the gun at the floor where she had been standing before and pulls the trigger) (sound cue: electronic sizzle) (special affect: Michaela disappears, then immediately reappears across the room) This is so cool! (runs outside) EXT MORNING WIDE: MICHAELA'S BACKYARD MICHAELA (exits workshop running, stops near the back fence, aims the gun at the edge of the roof of her house and pulls the trigger.) (sound cue: electronic sizzle) (Michaela disappears, then immediately reappears on the roof. But because the roof is slanted, Michaela immediately loses her balance) Wo! (falls off the roof. As she falls, she quickly aims the gun at the grass in the middle of the backyard and pulls the trigger) (sound cue: electronic sizzle) (special affect: Michaela disappears in midair, immediately reappears on the grass regaining her balance) Whew! I could have ended up in the hospital! I'd better put this thing back before I get hurt! (exits running into workshop) Well, at least I can tell the neighbors that Daddy's inventions don't blow things up. EXT AFTERNOON WIDE: MICHAELA'S DRIVEWAY (Michaela enters from behind the house carrying two folded boxes, crosses to trash cans) EMILY (enters from across the street) Michaela, you have to help me! Fluffy ran away! MICHAELA Maybe he's just sleeping somewhere. EMILY No. It was my fault. I just popped a balloon and Fluffy got scared and ran away. MICHAELA Were your outside doors open? EMILY No. MICHAELA So, that means he's still in your house somewhere. EMILY But, I looked everywhere! MICHAELA So, you need a tool that helps you look through walls. (Emily shrugs, Michaela pushes Emily toward home) I tell you what Emily, I will find Fluffy for you. You go home and wait in case Fluffy comes out of hiding on her own. EMILY Okay! MICHAELA (waits until Emily is out of ear shot, to self) This is a job for the see-through camera! (exits to workshop) Daddy would be so pleased to know that his new invention has been used to do good deeds. Of course, I'll never tell him about it. EXT AFTERNOON WIDE: EMILY'S DRIVEWAY MICHAELA (crosses street palming the camera) Now, if I was a cat, where would I hide? In the kitchen perhaps? (circles house, aims camera at the walls of the house, snaps a picture, screen shows an empty kitchen) Not in there. (snaps again, screen shows an empty dining room, snaps again, screen shows Emily sitting on the floor near the front door and the contents of a coat closet, snaps again, screen shows an empty bedroom, snaps again, screen shows another empty bedroom) This must be Emily's bedroom. (snaps again, screen shows fluffy hiding behind the shoes in Emily's closet.) Bingo! EXT AFTERNOON WIDE: EMILY'S FRONT DOOR (Michaela knocks on Emily's front door. Emily answers) EMILY Did you find fluffy?! MICHAELA She's not outside. She must be hiding in your closet behind your shoes. EMILY Oh, I didn't look behind the shoes. (runs to her bedroom and returns a few seconds later with a cat in her arms) Here she is! Thank you, Michaela! Thank you! MICHAELA Don't thank me. You were the one who found fluffy. (exits running across the street) I'd better get this thing back to where it belongs! EXT AFTERNOON WIDE: MICHAELA'S DRIVEWAY (Michaela enters from behind the house with a full trash bag, crosses to the trash cans, drops bag) EMILY (enters from across the street) Michaela, I lost fluffy again! Can you help me? MICHAELA Well, the last time you lost your cat you found him in your closet behind some shoes. EMILY No, this time I left the door open and he ran outside and I haven't seen him since. MICHAELA So, he could be anywhere in the neighborhood. (looks up at the roof tops nearby, to self) So, how can I look at the whole neighborhood at once? (smiles to Emily) I'll find your cat for you! EMILY You will?! MICHAELA Sure. You go home and I'll have your cat for you in just a few minutes. EMILY Okay. (exits frame running toward home) MICHAELA (exits frame running toward the workshop) (jump cut: returns wearing the gravity glove on one hand and carrying the translocator squirt gun in the other, aims at the peak of her own roof, pulls the trigger) (sound cue: electronic sizzle) (special affect: Michaela disappears) EXT AFTERNOON WIDE: MICHAELA'S ROOFTOP (special affect: Michaela immediately reappears on the peak of the roof, struggles briefly to regain her balance, then peers through the gun sight) (Daddy's voice) How do you like the telescopic gun sight, Michaela? (own voice) This is perfect for finding lost cats, Daddy. Thanks for letting me use it. (POV: magnified pan of the neighborhood across the street) Where are you, you naughty cat?! I know you're here somewhere! Looks like she's not in the front yards. Let's look in the backyards. (POV: aims at the peak of Emily's roof) (sound cue: electronic sizzle) (special affect: Michaela disappears) EXT AFTERNOON WIDE: EMILY'S ROOFTOP (special affect: Michaela immediately reappears on the peak of Emily's roof, struggles briefly to regain her balance, then peers through the gun sight) (POV: pans the back yards nearby, stops panning as the cat comes in and out of view in a tree in Emily's backyard, pans back until cat is in the center of the frame) There you are, you naughty cat. I found you! (aims the gun at the grass near the tree, pulls the trigger) (sound cue: electronic sizzle) (special affect: Michaela disappears) EXT AFTERNOON WIDE: EMILY'S BACKYARD (special affect: Michaela immediately appears on the grass) (cat hisses) It's okay, Fluffy, it's only me, Michaela. I came to rescue you. But you're too high in the tree for me to reach you from the ground. So... (puts the translocator on the ground, powers up the glove, aims the lazer spot at Fluffy, presses the PULL switch, opens fingers) Let's see if this thing works on cats. (Fluffy hisses) It's okay, Fluffy, I've got you. You can let go. Easy girl. (special affect: Fluffy floats through the air slowly to the glove. Hello, Fluffy. (cat snarls) It's okay, Fluffy, it's only me. (slides hand under cat) Emily is worried about you. EXT AFTERNOON WIDE: EMILY'S FRONT DOOR (Michaela, holding Fluffy, knocks on the door) EMILY (opens door) Fluffy! (takes cat) You found fluffy! MICHAELA She was up in the tree in your backyard. EMILY Thank you Michaela! INT AFTERNOON WIDE: MICHAELA'S ENTRYWAY (Emily knocks on the door) MICHAELA (opens door) Don't tell me, your cat ran away again. EMILY No. It's not that. I hate to bother you again. My brother threw my froggy down the hole. MICHAELA Hole? What hole? EMILY Where the water goes when it rains. MICHAELA You mean the storm drain? EMILY Yeah, the storm drain. Can you get it for me? MICHAELA (steps out, looks down the block at the storm drain) That storm drain there? EMILY Yes. Can you get it for me? MICHAELA (looks at the wall clock) It's almost time for my Dad to get home. EMILY It won't take long. He won't mind. MICHAELA You have no idea. (looks at the wall clock) Alright, I'll get it for you. You go home. I'll bring Froggy to you. EXT AFTERNOON WIDE: STREET CORNER MICHAELA (approaches corner wearing gravity glove and carrying the see-through camera, points camera at the street in front of the drain opening, snaps a picture, screen shows Froggy sprawled out on the bottom of the storm drain eight feet below among leaves and plastic trash) There's our little Froggy. (looks both ways, lays camera lens-down on the pavement, puts on glove, switches on the power switch) Power on. (reaches glove into opening, palm down, snaps picture with other hand) One foot to the... left. (looks both ways) If my Dad catches me doing this, I'm toast. (snaps picture, screen shows red dot an inch from Froggy, looks both ways) One little tiny adjustment... (snaps picture, screen shows red dot on Froggy's back) There we go. Now flip the switch to pull. Slowly now, we don't have time for a second try. (special affect: POV: inside the sewer: leaves and plastic cups nearby tremble, then froggy is sucked up slowly to the glove and adheres to the palm) (Michaela, looks around, withdraws her hand with Froggy in tow, turns off the switch, she stuffs the glove under her shirt and the camera in her pocket) EXT AFTERNOON WIDE: EMILY'S FRONT DOOR (Michaela knocks on the door. Emily opens the door. Michaela offers Froggy) EMILY Froggy! You got my Froggy! (hugs froggy) Thank you Michaela. MICHAELA You're welcome. (backs away) EMILY Don't you want to come and play with me? MICHAELA I'd love to, but my Dad is coming home soon and I have things to do before he gets here. (turns, exits frame running) INT AFTERNOON WIDE: DAD'S WORKSHOP (enters from open door, crosses to cabinet, carefully replaces the glove and the camera exactly as she found them, closes doors) (sound cue: car approaches outside) (Michaela gasps, exits running, slams door behind her) INT AFTERNOON WIDE: MICHAELA'S KITCHEN (Michaela takes a deep breath and exhales, opens a box of utensils as Dad enters from back door) DAD Well, it looks like you've done a lot of unpacking today. MICHAELA (nervously) Huh? Oh, yes. Ah, um. Sorry I didn't start dinner. I would have done even more if the neighbor girl across the street hadn't bugged me all day. DAD (approaches, kisses Michaela, then starts shuffling through the mail) What do you mean? MICHAELA She lost her cat... twice. Then her brother purposely dropped her favorite stuffed toy down the storm drain. DAD Were you able to help her? MICHAELA Um, ah, I found her cat... twice. (wide-eyed) But... ah, um, how was your day? DAD The user's manuals turned out to be a bigger project than I thought. I have to go to the army base again tomorrow for at least a half day. Which means we can't register you for school until the afternoon. MICHAELA It's okay, Daddy, I'll just do more unpacking. EXT MORNING WIDE: MICHAELA'S KITCHEN (Michaela is eating breakfast, as Dad enters straightening and tightening his tie) DAD Okay, I'm off and running. I'll call you if we're going to go past lunch. (kisses Michaela) If I'm home by noon, we'll lunch at a restaurant on the way to the school, huh? MICHAELA Work smarter not harder, Daddy. (finished with cereal, brings dishes to sink) (sound cue: Dad's car starts up, drives off) (rinses dishes, drops them into the dishwasher) (sound cue: door bell rings) INT MORNING WIDE: MICHAELA'S ENTRYWAY EMILY Michaela, can you please walk with me to school? MICHAELA I don't go to school yet. I'm not registered. EMILY Please?! I can't get by those big boys. They steal my lunch. MICHAELA Listen, I'd love to help. But I have all this... (pauses, smirks) Sure. Okay. INT MORNING WIDE: DAD'S WORKSHOP (Michaela passes by the work table and takes both remote controls and pockets them, then opens the cabinet and pockets the camera, then stuffs the glove inside her shirt, picks up squirt gun, tries unsuccessfully to find a hiding place for it in her clothes, returns it, closes the doors) EXT MORNING WIDE: SIDEWALK ON THE WAY TO SCHOOL (Michaela and Emily turn the corner) EMILY (gasps, points, whispers) There they are. Maybe we should go a different way. MICHAELA (pulls out the remote control, palms it) Don't worry, I'll protect you. Here's what we're going to do. You keep walking and don't stop. (drops back one step, puts her hand on Emily's shoulder) Do not look back at me and don't talk to me until I tell you. Okay? EMILY Okay. MICHAELA You've got to be brave and keep walking past those boys no matter what and don't look back at me and don't talk to me. This won't work if you don't do your part. Now, what is your part? EMILY I keep walking right past them no matter what. And I never look back at you or talk to you until you say so. MICHAELA Piece of cake. Let's do this! (with hand still on Emily's shoulder, Michaela takes one last look around, then presses the remote control with her thumb.) (special affect: Michaela disappears) (special affect: the backpack falls off BOY1's shoulders) BOY1 (stops, to Boy2) What did you do that for! BOY2 I didn't do nothing! (special affect: the backpack falls off BOY2's shoulders) Hey! What did you do that for? BOY1 (bends to pick up backpack) I didn't do nothing! (reacts to a kick in the butt, falls face down) BOY2 (bends to pick up backpack) Yes, you did! (reacts to a kick in the butt, falls face down) (Emily walks between them and down the street) BOY1 (stands, grabs backpack strap swings it at BOY2, smack) Oh, yeah, don't pretend you're little miss innocent! BOY2 (stands, grabs backpack strap swings it at BOY2, smack) I know what you're trying to do! You jerk! (BOY1 and BOY2 drop their backpacks and wrestle to the ground as Emily rounds the corner) (special affect: Michaela reappears with her hand on Emily's shoulder and her thumb off the remote control button) MICHAELA You were a brave girl, Emily! You did good! EMILY (smiles) I didn't stop and I didn't look back, just like you said! MICHAELA See what happens when you show those boys you're not afraid? I don't think they'll bother you anymore. EXT MORNING WIDE: SCHOOL (Emily enters school building as Michaela turns and walks away) MICHAELA Have a nice day. EMILY Thank you, Michaela. INT MORNING WIDE: DAD'S WORKSHOP (Michaela enters, crosses to the work table, carefully returns the two remote controls to their exact places, crosses to the cabinet, opens it, carefully returns the camera and the glove to their original positions, backs away, frames the cabinet with her hands and fingers, nods, closes doors, crosses to work table, frames work table with fingers as she backs toward door, nods, turns off lights, closes door) INT MORNING WIDE: MICHAELA'S KITCHEN (Michaela, wearing school clothes, is sitting at the counter eating cereal when Dad enters wearing a suit, straightening and tightening his tie) MICHAELA Morning, Daddy. DAD Morning, Sweetie. You ready for your first day of school today? MICHAELA Piece of cake. We spend the first half of the day at a field trip to the science museum. And the rest of the day, they're studying stuff my old school covered a month ago. Why are you wearing a suit today? DAD Oh! I forgot to tell you! MICHAELA Tell me what? DAD I have to spend the day at the Army base today. (opens briefcase, pulls out baseball cap) I have to demonstrate this. MICHAELA (smiles) I don't know how to tell you this, Daddy, but the baseball cap has already been invented. DAD Yes. But this is no ordinary baseball cap. I built into this cap all five of the inventions I already sold to the Army. MICHAELA Why? DAD When the Army evaluators looked at my five inventions, the first thing they said was, "These inventions are all so useful that a soldier should be required to carry all five of them." The second thing they said was "One soldier doesn't have enough pockets to carry all five inventions at once." MICHAELA So I noticed. (wide-eyed, looks away) DAD You what? MICHAELA Ah, uh, I mean I should have known you were going to the Army Base today when I noticed your briefcase sitting by the door. DAD I should be home by six o'clock today. So, I'll pick up pizza or something on the way home. (returns hat, closes briefcase, kisses Michaela) Have a nice field trip. See you tonight. (exits) MICHAELA Work smarter not harder, Daddy. (finished with cereal, brings dishes to sink) (sound cue: Dad's car starts up, drives off) (rinses dishes, drops them into the dishwasher) (straightens, smirks, tilts head, picks up backpack, exits back door running) INT MORNING WIDE: DAD'S WORKSHOP (As Michaela passes by the work table, she takes both remote controls and stuffs them into her backpack, then crosses to the cabinet and opens and stuffs the camera into the backpack, then stuffs the glove inside the backpack, then picks up the squirt gun and stuffs it into her back pack, closes the doors) INT MORNING WIDE: SCIENCE MUSEUM ANCIENT EGYPTIAN DISPLAYS (Michaela looks around the room, notices several people taking snapshots. She pulls the see-through camera from her backpack and begins snapping pictures: From a snapshot of a mummy, the screen shows a skeleton with gold coins on the eyes) KID1 (enters frame) Oh, look at the mummy! MICHAELA Did you know that the Egyptians buried their dead with gold coins over their eyes? KID1 You don't know that! You're making that up! MICHAELA Ask Mrs Wilson. KID1 Mrs Wilson, did the Egyptians bury their dead with gold coins on their eyes? TEACHER (enters frame) Yes! How did you know?! The Egyptians believed that the dead cross over to the afterlife by riding in a boat over the River Stix. The gold coins are there to pay for the boat ride. (exits frame) (Michaela smirks, then snaps a picture of a sarcophagus, looks slyly at the screen) KID1 I bet that coffin is empty. MICHAELA It's called a sarcophagus. And there IS a mummy inside. How much would you like to bet? (offers hand) KID1 (exiting) Never mind. INT MORNING WIDE: SCIENCE MUSEUM GIFT SHOP (a line of kids follow Teacher, who stops in front of the gift shop) TEACHER (turns) Alright, everybody, listen. The bus leaves in ten minutes. Those of you wanting to buy something in the gift shop must do so now. (kids scatter) MICHAELA (wanders, focuses the camera on display shelves, snaps several pictures, camera screen displays the aisle on the other side, finally sees BOY1 stuffing a boxed toy into his pocket, she hurries to the cashier) I'm sorry to bother you. But I know that boy there. (points) He often takes things and doesn't pay for them. I just thought you should know. CASHIER (intercepts Boy1 as he exits the shop) Excuse me, young man, what is that bulge in your front pocket? BOY1 It's nothing. (tries to exit) CASHIER (steps into his path) Then you won't mind emptying your pockets. NOW! (Michaela sees Teacher approaching, sneaks away) TEACHER (approaches) What's going on here? CASHIER I think this boy took some merchandise without paying for it. TEACHER Tommy, empty your pockets. BOY1 (pulls out boxed toy, offers it) Please don't call the cops! I won't ever do it again! I swear! TEACHER Would you like to take legal action? CASHIER I think he's learned his lesson. (Michaela smirks) EXT AFTERNOON WIDE: BRIDGE ON THE WAY HOME MICHAELA (walks alone down the sidewalk and over a small bridge over a creek, sees a small bird chirping and flitting from its nest in a nearby tree to the ground below the bridge) What's going on, little birdy? (leans over the rail of the bridge to see the bird land next to a chick which had fallen out of the nest and was struggling on the ground) Oh, your baby fell out of the nest. Never fear! Michaela is here! (looks both ways, pulls out the gravity glove, dawns it, powers it up, aims the laser beam at the chick, flips the PULL switch, opens her palm slowly) (special affect: the chick floats up to the palm of the glove) (the mother bird flies up and lands on the rail nearby) Now, let's see if we can put this little orphan back in her nest. (points the palm of the glove at the nest in the tree, flips the PUSH switch, opens her hand slowly) (special affect: the chick floats through the air, and lands softly in the nest) There you go! Back home where you belong! (the mother bird lands on the edge of the nest and chirps at Michaela) You're welcome. (looks both ways, stuffs the glove inside her backpack and resumes her trip to home) EXT AFTERNOON WIDE: SIDEWALK ON THE WAY HOME (Michaela rounds the corner, sees a woman afar coming toward her carrying a purse. Suddenly, a man approaches from out of frame, steals the woman's purse and runs toward Michaela) VICTIM (follows running) Stop! That's my purse! Stop! (Michaela sidesteps behind a nearby bush, pulls out a remote control from her backpack, pushes the button) (special affects: Michaela disappears. When the thief passes by, he mysteriously trips and the purse is stripped from his hand before he falls unconscious to the sidewalk. The purse floats mysteriously out of frame) (jump cut: Michaela emerges from behind the bush carrying the purse and offers it to Victim) MICHAELA That guy dropped this. Is this your purse? VICTIM Yes, thank you. (removes cell phone and calls 911) And I'm calling the police. (cell phone to ear) Yes, I'd like to report a purse snatching. I have the thief right here. (one foot on thief's back, smiles at Michaela who exits stuffing the remote into her backpack) INT NIGHT WIDE: MICHAELA'S BEDROOM (Michaela, fully clothed, is lying face down on her bed doing homework as Dad enters) DAD Michaela Rose! MICHAELA (startled, sits up) You only call me Michaela Rose when you're mad at me. DAD Darn right I'm mad at you! You were playing with my inventions, when I gave you strict orders not to! MICHAELA (crosses arms) How do you know it was me, maybe... DAD Who ever used it went to the science museum today and took several see-through pictures. Are you denying it was you? MICHAELA Well, no, but, I used your inventions to do good. I rescued a cat up a tree and a baby bird who fell out of its nest and I help to capture a purse snatcher and a shoplifter and I rescued.... DAD Enough! By bringing those inventions out in public you exposed state-of-the-art secret technology to strangers, any one of whom could be an enemy agent! MICHAELA I'm sorry, Daddy. I promise I will never use them again. DAD (pause) You used all five of them? (Michaela nods) And you got all five of them to do what you wanted? MICHAELA Piece of cake. (smiles) They're so easy to use, even a child could use them! (sees displeasure in Dad's face) But I swear, I'll never even touch them ever again. INT MORNING WIDE: CLASSROOM (Michaela sits at her desk in her classroom listening to her teacher do a chalk-talk) TEACHER Okay, who can tell me the rule of multiplying nines? Anybody? (writes on the board) (sound cue: helicopter approaching) When you multiply by nines, you take advantage of the fact that nine is one less than ten. (One by one, all students in the classroom crane their necks to look out the window) One times nine is one less than ten or nine. Two times nine is two less than twenty or eighteen. Remember? This is last years material. (turns toward class) What's everybody looking at? (turns toward windows) BILLY It's a Blackhawk helicopter. TEACHER (approaches windows) It looks like it's going to land on the front lawn. Why on earth is an army helicopter landing at our school?! MICHAELA I think they're here for me. BILLY Oh, sure! As if anybody in the Army even knows your name! (POV: through the windows, the students watch as two soldiers with rifles exit the helicopter, then stand guard fore and aft of the helicopter. Then a sergeant and a colonel exit the helicopter and run to the front door of the school) TEACHER Alright, children, everybody back to your desks, please. (approaches board, points to previous writing) We were talking about the rule of nines. We have one less than ten and two less than twenty can anyone tell me the rule for three times nine? PRINCIPLE (enters classroom) Excuse me. We have an urgent matter. Michaela, will you please collect your things and go with Colonel Abernathy? MICHAELA Yes, maam. (stands up and wipes away the tears in her eyes, retrieves her backpack and heads out the door. BILLY I thought Michaela was just kidding! The soldiers really did come for her! (POV: jump cut ahead one minute, the children watch through their window as Michaela runs hand in hand with Abernathy to the helicopter, climb in, followed by the sentries and the helicopter takes off) She really does know people in the army! INT MORNING WIDE: HELICOPTER IN FLIGHT MICHAELA (tearful) Are you taking me to jail? SARG (chuckles) Why would we take you to jail? MICHAELA Because I played with Daddy's inventions. ABERNATHY Well, the reason we came to pick you up is because you played with the inventions. But we're not taking you to jail. MICHAELA Then why did you pick me up? ABERNATHY I'm sorry to tell you that your father has been kidnapped. MICHAELA Kidnapped?! (cries) Is he going to die? ABERNATHY I doubt it. He was kidnapped by the enemy. They kidnapped your father so they could force him to make inventions for them. MICHAELA (cries) If you're not taking me to jail, where are you taking me? ABERNATHY We need YOU to help us rescue your father. MICHAELA Me?! How can I help?! ABERNATHY Your father is being held prisoner in a fortress where our soldiers can't get in. The only way we can get him out is to use your father's inventions. MICHAELA But Daddy just sold those inventions to the army. Why do you need me? ABERNATHY In order to get your father out of the fortress, we'll need to use all five of the inventions. But because they're so new to us, none of my soldiers knows how to use all five as well as you do. MICHAELA So, what do you want me to do? Do you want me to teach them how to use them? ABERNATHY There's not enough time for that. We need YOU to go in with the inventions and bring your father out. MICHAELA ME?! Alone?! ABERNATHY It's a matter of national security. We don't have much time and we don't see any other way to get your father out before the enemy can force him to reveal the secrets to the inventions. EXT MORNING WIDE: AIRFORCE BASE (Helicopter lands. Abernathy runs to a nearby C-17 cargo jet hand-in-hand with Michaela.) (Jump cut to C-17 taking off into the distance) INT NIGHT WIDE: C-17 CARGO BAY IN FLIGHT (Abernathy and Sarg strategize over a map table inaudibly as Michaela sleeps soundly in the back ground) PILOT (voiceover) Five minutes to drop zone. Five minutes. ABERNATHY (approaches Michaela, strokes her arm) Michaela. Michaela, it's time. MICHAELA (Sits up, stretches) I'm sorry I was such a baby earlier. I didn't mean to cry. ABERNATHY There's no shame in crying, Michaela. If I was in your shoes, I would have done the same thing. (unrolls a map in front of Michaela and points at it.) Here's a drawing of the fortress where your father is being held prisoner. We'll drop you in from 15,000 feet, you'll parachute in and land on the roof, here. MICHAELA Parachute? I don't know how to parachute! SARG No problem. We can rig the chute for static deployment. ABERNATHY Now, once you're on the roof here, you'll go down these stairs to the bottom floor. Your father is being held prisoner in one of these rooms here. MICHAELA What if I get there and there's guards or soldiers or something? ABERNATHY You'll have all five of your father's inventions. And if you're as good at using them as your father says you are, the guards won't even see you. MICHAELA You think I can really do this? ABERNATHY You have to. Your country is counting on you! (nods at Sarg who helps Michaela put on an oversized pilot's jacket with pockets all over) Now in those pockets are your fathers five inventions.... MICHAELA (offers sleeves which are way to long) It's a little big! ABERNATHY (nods at Sarg who snips the excess sleeves from the jacket) She's right. Take care of that. Michaela, you have just three minutes to remember which pocket has which invention. MICHAELA (as soon as she has a free hand, she unzips each pocket and looked at each invention) Squirt gun, left sleeve. Shrinker, right sleeve. See-through Camera, left top pocket, gravity glove, right top pocket, invisible thingy, right bottom pocket. Got it! ABERNATHY (nods to Sarg who helps Michaela into the parachute) As soon as you land, you'll unhook yourself from the parachute... MICHAELA It's too big. (tries to walk, parachute drags on the deck) I can't even walk. ABERNATHY (to Sarg) Do something. We only have a minute or two before we're over the drop zone. SARG It's no use. It's way to big for her. No way she'll be able to reach the control lines on this thing in flight. It's so big on her that she may even fall out of it in mid-flight. ABERNATHY Well, we can't abort the mission. Do something! MICHAELA (shrugs herself out of the parachute without unbuckling it) That's okay. I don't need a parachute. I can use this. (reaches into her pocket and pulled out the squirt-gun) SARG How can you use a squirt-gun as a parachute? ABERNATHY It's not a squirt gun! It's a... (smiles) ...Translocator. SARG & MICHAELA A what? ABERNATHY It's okay. Michaela knows how to use that thing. SARG Are you sure about this, Colonel? PILOT (voiceover) Thirty seconds to drop zone. Thirty seconds. (door opens, air roars in) ABERNATHY (guiding Michaela to the door) You ready, Michaela? MICHAELA It's dark out there. Where is the fortress? ABERNATHY (points down at the ground) There. See it? (POV: out the door: ground is dark except for a square of lights) MICHAELA (sights through gun sight) Yeah, I see it. I land closest to the far corner, near the stairway? ABERNATHY (nods) Yes. You'll have ten minutes to get your father back up to the roof. A helicopter will be waiting to lift you off. But he'll only stay there for ten seconds. If your not there, you'll probably end up a prisoner like your dad. Got it? MICHAELA Got it. PILOT We are at the drop zone in three, two, one. Green light. Green light. (light over door turns from red to green) ABERNATHY Good luck, Michaela. (nervous smile) (sound cue: electronic hiss) (special affect: Michaela disappears) What have I done? EXT NIGHT WIDE: FORTRESS ROOF (sound cue: electronic hiss) (special affect: Michaela appears) MICHAELA (looks around, sees the stairway beyond, creeps toward it, sees an armed guard approaching, whispers to self, pats pockets) Let's see. Disappearing thingy. Lower right pocket. (pulls out garage door opener, pushes button as soldier rounds corner) (special affect: Michaela disappears) (soldier walks by, stops, looks both ways, readies weapon, looks both ways, shrugs, continues out of frame) (special affect: Michaela reappears) (looks both ways, sneaks toward stairway, sees another soldier patroling around the entrance to the stairway, hides, presses button) (special affect: Michaela disappears) (POV: camera follows Michaela's path past the soldier and down the stairs, when at the door, turns, waits until soldier turns his back) (special affect: Michaela reappears) (reaches for door knob, tries to turn it, but it's locked. Pockets the garage door opener, pulls out the other garage door opener, presses button) (special affect: Michaela shrinks to one inch tall) (POV: camera follows Michaela as she crawls under the door, then stands up and is about to push the button again) (sound cue: a soldier's footsteps approach) (POV: Michaela quickly crawls back under the door and hides there as the giant shoes of the soldier pass by, then she crawls out, stands and pushes the button) (special affect: Michaela is replaced by her own shoes that fill the frame) INT NIGHT WIDE: FORTRESS HALLWAY (Michaela sneaks a look around the corner, then creeps down the hall, pockets the garage door opener, then pulls out the camera, points it at the walls on both sides and snaps pictures) (special affect: camera shows the contents of empty storerooms, janitor closets, supply closets and vacant dorm rooms, as she approaches a turn in the hallway, she snaps a picture of the corner wall, showing a guard sitting at a desk with a computer monitor just around the corner) (Michaela pockets the camera, pulls out the other garage door opener, smacks the wall with the back of her hand, then pushes the button) (special affect: Michaela disappears) (guard at the desk is startled, stands, pulls his sidearm and rounds the corner to investigate) (POV: Michaela's view: she hugs the wall as the soldier passes by, then she rounds the corner and past the desk) (special affect: Michaela reappears) (Michaela pockets the garage door opener, pulls out the camera and resumes snapping pictures of the walls, finally sees her dad in the room. She pulls out the other garage door opener from her pocket, pushes the button) (special affect: Michaela shrinks to one inch tall) (POV: camera follows Michaela as she crawls under the door) INT NIGHT WIDE: DAD'S CELL (Michaela stands erect, pushes button) (special affect: resumes normal size right in front of the door) DAD (stands, approaches, gasps, whispers) Michaela Rose! What are you doing here?! MICHAELA I was the only one who knew how to operate all five of your inventions. DAD You could have been killed!. You're grounded! MICHAELA This wasn't my idea, Daddy. Colonel Abernathy has a helicopter coming for us in just a couple minutes. (turns) This way. (pushes the button) (special affect: Michaela shrinks to one inch tall) (Michaela crawls under the door, looks both ways, crawls back under the door, stands erect, pushes button) (special affect: resumes normal size right in front of the door) The guard is sitting at the desk. We need to be quiet. (points to garage door opener) Will this thing shrink us both or should I try to get the keys from the guard? DAD I designed it to shrink two full grown soldiers. (Dad and Michaela put one arm around each other, push the button together.) (special affect: Michaela and Dad shrink to one inch tall) (both crawl under the door, look both ways, stand erect, push button) INT NIGHT WIDE: FORTRESS HALLWAY (special affect: both resume normal size right in front of the door) (The guard is now sitting at his desk with his back to them. Michaela pulls out the glove and puts it on. She pushes the ON button and flicks the switch to PUSH position. Then she aims the lazer light at a door beyond the guard and opens her fingers wide) (special affect: the door slams open) (guard springs to his feet, stands, pulls sidearm, approaches door. When the guard gets to the doorway, Michaela flicks the switch to PULL position and opens her fingers wide) (special affect: door slams the soldier in the face, knocking him backward, out cold) You're really good at this, baby girl! MICHAELA I'm not a baby any more, Daddy. This way. (runs down the hall, followed by Dad, she peeks around the corner, then runs down the hall to the stairway, followed by Dad, Michaela pulls out camera, snaps picture of door, whispers) Someone is coming! (pockets camera, points to both sides) These rooms here are all empty. See if any of them are unlocked. (Both try unsuccessfully to turn the nearest door knobs, both turn and shake heads. Michaela pulls out the garage door opener, they put one arm around each other, Michaela pushes the button) (special affect: Michaela and Dad shrink to one inch tall) (both crawl under the nearest door just as the soldier unlocks the door to the stairway and walks through, soldier gasps at the sight of the unconscious guard, pulls out his walkie-talkie, reports the incident in a foreign language, then attends to the guard) This way, Daddy! (The two, still shrunken, run through the closing stairway door) (Sound Cue: horns and sirens) INT NIGHT WIDE: FORTRESS STAIRWAY (special affect: both resume normal size right in front of the door) (Michaela and Dad climb the stairs. When they near the top, a soldier opens the top door and enters the stairway from the roof with weapon at the ready. Michaela, still wearing the glove, points the lazer at the soldier's gun and opens her fingers wide) (special affect: the gun flies out of the soldier's hand and into Michaela's hand) (Michaela turns the weapon on the soldier, he bolts back up the stairs and out the door) (sound cue: helicopter approaches) MICHAELA (drops the weapon, runs up the stairs and out the closing door) Quick, Daddy, the helicopter is here! (Dad follows) EXT NIGHT WIDE: FORTRESS ROOF (Helicopter descends, two soldiers exit with weapons and ready there weapons fore and aft as gunfire breaks out as Michaela and Dad approach, they are helped aboard the helicopter by two other soldiers. Finally the soldiers board and the helicopter takes off) INT NIGHT TWO-SHOT: HELICOPTER IN FLIGHT MICHAELA How long am I grounded for, Daddy? DAD We'll have to rethink that, sweetie. That was amazing! �2013 Bob Snook. Conditions for use: Do not sell any part of this script, even if you rewrite it. 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