BACK DOOR03 23' DOOR TO ADVENTURE: episode: any door, any size EXT MORNING WIDE: VACATION HOME DRIVEWAY (Family members bring out suitcases and sporting equipment from the house and load into the backs of both vans then return to the house for more, lastly Dorah brings out her suitcase and personal items as Mother lingers behind the van to fit everything into the limited space) DORAH (looks both ways to be sure noone is listening) Ah, um, Mom? MOTHER (grunting and pushing) Yes, honey? DORAH (looks both ways to be sure noone is listening) Um, what do we do about... (points to woods) about the door? MOTHER (still grunting and pushing) About the what? DORAH (looks both ways to be sure noone is listening) About the door. You know. MOTHER (stops, turns) Oh, the (lowers voice) door. DORAH Yeah, how do I get it home? MOTHER (amused) It's time for you to advance to phase three. DORAH What does that mean? MOTHER (looks both ways to be sure noone is listening) That means you won't have to go to the door. The door will come to you whenever you need it. (returns to packing the van) Try it. DORAH I... I'm sorry. I don't understand. MOTHER From now on, wherever you reach out expecting to touch the door, you'll touch the door. Try it. DORAH (tentatively reaches into mid-air, withdraws hand, turns) You mean, I won't have to remember where the door was the last time it disappeared? MOTHER That's right. You're at phase three now. Just try it. DORAH (turns to the side, relaxes shoulders) Alright, I expect to touch the door... (reaches for the door knob) here. (turns knob) (sound cue: door latch clicks) (gasps, pulls hand back) The door is here! MOTHER (turns) Why don't you say it louder so everyone can hear. DORAH (whispers) I'm sorry. (points to the door) The door is right here! MOTHER (smiles, resumes packing) How on earth did that happen?! DORAH (aloud) You mean, I... (whispers) You mean, I can do that anytime?! MOTHER Well, I wouldn't recommend doing it right in the middle of the hallway at middle school. (turns, smiles) But yes, anywhere, anytime you need the door, it will be there when you reach for the door knob. But you have to be very careful... DORAH Don't worry. I'll only open the door when noone is watching. (Family members return with another load of suitcases and personal items) FATHER Well, I think that's the last of it. (examines Mother's and Dorah's smiling faces) And what's so amusing with you two? DORAH & MOTHER Nothing. INT NIGHT WIDE: DORAH'S BEDROOM (Dorah, wearing pajamas, is lying face down on her bed doing homework, singing along with the latest pop song on her Ipod, suddenly she pulls the ear plugs out and pushes herself to a sitting position) Huh? (looks in all directions) Who said that?! (sighs) Oh. (springs to her feet, reaches toward the middle of her room) I guess it's time to see if this new door thing works. (turns knob, pulls open door, steps into the darkness, turns, looks down at self) Oh. I'm in my pajamas! Should I... No. This is an emergency. (exits through door, shuts it behind her) EXT NIGHT WIDE: CITY PARK (Dorah enters through virtual door, closes it behind her, sees a woman in a business suit carrying a briefcase and talking on a cell phone crossing the park in front of her. Then she scans the park for emergencies) Well, that woman doesn't seem to be in any kind of trouble, I wonder why I'm here... (sees two thugs afar nudge each other and point at the woman, mumble something, hurry to catch up with the woman from behind, the woman, thoroughly involved in the phone conversation is unaware of the coming robbery) Those guys are up to no good. (thugs both pull knives) This looks like a robbery in progress. (turns, opens virtual door, exits) Well, Mr Door, I guess it's you and me against the bad guys. INT NIGHT WIDE: DORAH'S GARAGE (Dorah exits virtual door, approaches a rack of sports equipment, pulls down a baseball bat, exits through virtual door) EXT NIGHT WIDE: CITY PARK DORAH (enters through virtual door a few steps behind the thugs, closes door) Hey, guys! (thugs stop, turn, brandish knives) I know what you're thinking of doing and I think you should change plans. THUG1 (turns, smiles, approaches) New plans, Vinnie. First we waste the kid, THEN we take the woman's money. THUG2 (follows) Sounds like a plan, Stan. DORAH (backs away slowly) These weren't quite the plans I was thinking of, guys. But at least you'll be leaving that lady alone. THUG1 Hey, the kid has a point there, Vinnie. It don't take two of us to waste one kid. Why don't you go after the lady and relieve her of her money while I take care of the kid? THUG2 Sounds like a plan, Stan. (turns, runs after the woman) THUG1 Well, I guess it's just you and me, kid. Do you have any final wishes before you... DORAH I WISH... (swings bat horizontally, knocks knife out of frame, it sticks into the trunk of a nearby tree) you would find some other way to make money besides stealing it from helpless women. THUG1 Aaah! (shaking injured hand) That hurt me! DORAH (advances) You ain't seen nothing yet. I'm going to swing this bat one more time, and this time I'm going to be aiming at your head. Does that sound like a plan, Stan? (Thug1 runs out of frame. Dorah exits through virtual door) (Jump cut: Dorah enters through virtual door near behind large tree as the woman walks by still talking on the phone non-stop, Dorah steps int Thug2's path with bat at the ready) DORAH Change of plans. THUG2 (stops suddenly, turns, gasps, looks back, then forward) How did you?!... (looks back) What did you do with Mario?! DORAH Mario decided to do something else to make money. I recommend that you do the same thing. THUG2 (advances brandishing knife) Look, kid, you're standing between me and my payday. DORAH (retreating slowly) I'll give you one more chance. Leave that woman alone or you'll be sorry. THUG2 No can do. I have no other job skills. This is my thing. DORAH Not any more. (swings, knocks Thug2's knife out of frame) THUG2 (shakes wounded hand) You hit me! You little... (feels hand) You broke it! You broke my hand! You little... DORAH (advances) You ain't seen nothing yet. I'm going to swing this bat one more time, and this time I'm going to be aiming at your head. Does that sound like a plan, Stan? (Thug2 runs out of frame. Dorah exits through virtual door) And don't come back! (looks down the sidewalk at the woman, still talking on the phone and exiting the park, completely unaware of what took place behind her) INT MORNING WIDE: DORAH'S MIDDLE SCHOOL CLASS (bell rings, all kids rise and exit classroom, Dorah, near the back of the room, stops, stands erect as if listening to bad news, then, with a determined look, hurries out the door, elbowing classmates aside) DORAH Excuse me. Excuse me. Please excuse me. I'm sorry. I have an emergency. (exits classroom as classmates react, some with disgust, others with humor) INT MORNING WIDE: DORAH'S MIDDLE SCHOOL GIRL'S RESTROOM (Dorah enters running, crosses to a stall, enters, closes stall door behind her, then a bright light emits for two seconds from her stall followed by the sound of a closing door) CLASSMATE (enters frame with puzzled look) What was that? (approaches Dorah's stall cautiously, shouts) What's going on in there?! Hello?! (knocks briefly, pushes stall door open, finds it empty, shrugs) I would have sworn I saw a girl go in there! EXT MORNING WIDE: TROUT STREAM (Fishermen stand on both shores casting their lines in the water and winding the lines back in, camera pans to a two lane bridge where a man on each end cast their lines downstream in the water and reel in slowly. Suddenly, a body floats under the bridge face down) FISHERMAN1 (points, shouts to man fishing on shore) Holy smokes! It's a body. Somebody do something! FISHERMAN2 What do you want me to do?! I don't know how to swim! (Dorah's virtual door appears on the middle of the bridge as all eyes are fixated on the floating body downstream. She closes the door behind her and runs to fisherman2 at the end of the bridge as he winds in the last of his fishing line. She grabs the hook and attaches it to her belt as she climbs onto the rail of the bridge) DORAH (shouts) Somebody call 911! (jumps into the stream pulling the fishing line from the reel with a sizzling sound, then swims down stream toward the body, fisherman2 allows the fishing line to unreel until Dorah grabs the body, then he hurries toward shore and gently pulls the line toward shore. As soon as Dorah can stand, she drags the body to shore as all the fishermen watch in frozen amazement) Can somebody please help me? (One fisherman finally regains composure and drags the body on shore) Anybody here know CPR? CPR? Anybody know what CPR is? Okay then, I'll do my best. (sits on the victim's chest several times, each time with greater force until he begins coughing and sputtering) Help me turn him on his side. (both turn the man onto his side while he coughs up water, she stands) (sound cue: siren approaches) Somebody cover him with a jacket or something until the paramedics get here. (all eyes look toward the bridge as the ambulance stops there, Dorah backs away toward the tree line, looks both ways, side-steps behind a tree and disappears) FISHERMAN2 (follows her behind the tree) Say, that was a very brave thing for you to do, young lady... (looks both ways) Where did she go? INT MORNING WIDE: DORAH'S MIDDLE SCHOOL RESTROOM CLASSMATE (now primping in front of the mirror, looks at the reflection of a brief flash of bright light in the stall, then Dorah, now wearing different colored dry clothes, exits the stall, gasps, turns) How did you do that? DORAH Do what? CLASSMATE I just looked in that stall and noone was there! DORAH I was just in there. CLASSMATE You were wearing a different outfit before. DORAH (moves toward exit) Are you sure about that? CLASSMATE (follows) Your hair is wet. How did your hair get wet?! DORAH (exiting) It's complicated. EXT AFTERNOON WIDE: SIDEWALK IN FRONT OF DORAH'S MIDDLE SCHOOL (bell rings, Dorah and other students exit main entrance, then disburse in all directions and Dorah ends up walking on the sidewalk alone. Behind her a few steps is Classmate from the girls restroom incident. Dorah stiffens as she walks and looks up, then, with a determined look, diverts behind a large tree. Classmate stops where Dorah diverted, then follows behind the tree and finds Dorah gone, Classmate looks all around and up the tree, then repeats the search more frantically, then feels her own forehead with the back of her hand as she resumes her walk down the sidewalk) CLASSMATE I'm not well. I need to rest or something. INT AFTERNOON WIDE: CARGO BAY OF AIRPLANE IN FLIGHT (Dorah enters through virtual door, closes it, door disappears) DORAH (looks around) Where am I? I'm in an airplane and the airplane is flying! So, why am I here? (begins walking forward toward the flight deck, walks toward the right windows, looks out) Where are we? I don't recognize anything on the ground. I don't see any cities, not even any highways. (crosses to the left side, looks out) Nothing here either. (sound cue: thud) (airplane lurches left) (sees flames coming out of the back of an engine) Wo! I guess that's why I'm here! (hurries to the flight deck, opens the door) Listen, I hate to bother you but... PILOT (turns) How did you get in here?! There was noone in the cargo bay when I took off! DORAH Listen, you have flames coming out of one of your engines. (points) PILOT That's impossible! If I had a fire, my instrument panel would... (points to the instrument panel, then red lights blink) (sound cue: repeated horn blasts) Holy Smokes! What's going on?! DORAH You have flames coming out of your engine. (points) PILOT I know that! The red light is on. (flips switch silencing the horn) Now I just need to turn off the fuel pump to engine number one and.... (turns two rotary switches, presses button, flames cease in engine) the fire goes out. Unfortunately, I now have only one engine left to get me to my destination. Fortunately, this airplane can fly and land using only one engine. (looks out the left window to confirm, turns to Dorah) Okay, the fire is out. Now you can tell me how you were able to stow away on my airplane. DORAH I was? PILOT You'd better. DORAH Actually, I think you might have more important things to worry about. PILOT Like what? (red lights blink on the instrument panel) (sound cue: repeated horn blasts) (turns toward instruments) Holy Smokes, what is that? DORAH (points toward right engine) Your other engine is on fire. PILOT How could you possibly know that... (flips switch silencing the horn) How could you possibly know that before the temperature sensors (points to instrument panel) knew it?! DORAH (points to instrument panel) Listen, shouldn't you be turning off the fuel pump to this other engine or something? PILOT (adjusting trim and flap levers) That would be a good idea if I had four engines on this airplane, but I only have two. If I turn off my second engine I would have to do a dead-stick landing. So, in this case an engine on fire is better than no engine at all. (pulls a map from his briefcase, partially unfolds it) Now I need to find a soft place to land this thing. (Dorah exits flight deck, closes door) (studying map) Unfortunately there are no air strips within 200 miles. (looks back, stands up) Say listen, little lady, we need to... (opens door, looks around) Where did she go? INT AFTERNOON WIDE: EMPTY AIRPLANE HANGAR (Dorah enters through virtual door and closes it, the door disappears and she looks around) DORAH Alright, Mr Door, you brought me here. What did you want me to do here? (moves toward workbench) Maybe a tool to stop the fire. (crouches to pick up the parachute leaning against the table leg) I wonder what tools there are in this backpack. (lifts it) It's a parachute! (turns, reaches, opens Door, exiting) What do you think, Mr Door. If you can't save the airplane, maybe you can save the pilot, huh? INT AFTERNOON WIDE: CARGO BAY OF CARGO AIRPLANE IN FLIGHT PILOT (digs through a pile of tarps and straps) Now, what did I do with that parachute? (straightens) Oh no! I forgot to put the parachute back here after I repacked it in the hangar. DORAH (enters frame) Your parachute is right here. PILOT (turns, gasps) Where did you go?! How did you get here?! DORAH (offers parachute) I don't think you have time to ask questions. PILOT (takes and puts on parachute, turns his back to reach buckles) Well, alright, but you will have a lot of questions to answer when we get down to the ground, young lady. (straightens) Wait! I've only got ONE parachute! (turns) How will YOU get down... (sees Dorah is gone, squeezes eyelids shut, opens them) Maybe this whole thing is just a dream. (opens side door, jumps out) EXT AFTERNOON WIDE: SIDEWALK ON THE WAY HOME FROM SCHOOL (Dorah immerges from behind a large tree near the sidewalk and resumes her walk home from school. Classmate, following a few paces back, stops, walks completely around tree, feeling and knocking the bark, looking up and down for a door) INT NIGHT WIDE: DORAH'S BEDROOM (Dorah, sleeping in the sparse light of the moon, suddenly awakens and sits up, she throws back the covers and begins the run for a dive out the window, then stops at the last minute, knocks lightly on the window) DORAH So much for diving out the window. Better rethink this. (realization) Hey, I'm in phase three now! (looks down at self) Besides I'm in my pajamas again. Do I have time to change clothes? (shrugs, turns toward closet and opens it) I have time. INT NIGHT WIDE: ART MUSEUM VIDEO MONITORING ROOM (Dorah's virtual door appears as it begins to open, she enters, then Dorman's virtual door appears as Dorah turns to close hers) DORAH (turns, gasps, smiles, whispers) Dorman! DORMAN Hi, Dorah. Looks like we're working together tonight. DORAH (after an embarrassing smiling silence, regains her composure) So, what's our mission? Any idea where we are? DORMAN We're at the art museum. (looks around the room) I don't understand. There's usually a security guard watching these camera monitors. (opens door slightly, sees two security guards hog-tied face down in the hallway, closes the door quietly) The guards have been disabled. There's a robbery in progress. (approaches TV monitors) I hear there's about ten million dollars worth of necklaces, bracelets and earrings upstairs in those (points to monitor) showcases on the showroom floors. DORAH Wow! (points to monitor showing two darkly dressed men carrying black gym bags ascending the stairs) There's two of the perps. DORMAN (examining other monitors) Perps?! You've been watching too much television. Well, I don't see any others. (smiles) I think we have just two PERPS to deal with. DORAH (picks up phone, dials) How do you want to stop them? DORMAN (thinks for a moment) I think WE should steal the jewels before the PERPS can get at them. DORAH You're kidding, right? DORMAN We have to do something to delay the robbers until the police get here. You got a better idea? DORAH (to phone) Yeah, hi, I'd like to report a jewelry heist at the art museum. DORMAN Heist?! You have been watching too much television. DORAH (puts finger to lips, talks to phone) Yes. There are two robbers and we think they're going after the necklaces and bracelets in the display cases. (quickly) Got to go! (hangs up phone) Okay, so how do we steal all the jewels? The robbers are already upstairs. (points to monitor) DORMAN You've made it to phase three, right? DORAH Phase three. DORMAN So, you know about the moveable door, don't you? DORAH Oh. Yes. I just used it this afternoon. It's a lot better than running into the woods everytime the door calls. DORMAN In this case, you and I each have a door in the floor. (points down, kneels, plunges hand through the floor, a one-foot square virtual black hole opens up, Dorman reaches down until his elbow disappears, pulls up a diamond and emerald encrusted necklace) DORAH That is so cool! DORMAN (lays the necklace carefully on the floor near the hole and plunges his hand into the hole for another) Hurry! I'm stealing from the gallery in the west wing, you steal from the east wing. (points to the floor across the room. Dorah kneels there, and plunges her hand through another black hole and feels for a moment, then retrieves a bracelet encrusted with diamonds and rubies, she sees how Dorman lays his finds in a circle around the hole in the floor, she copies his pattern) DORAH This bracelet costs more than my house! INT NIGHT WIDE: ART MUSEUM MAIN ENTRANCE (Boss and Thug enter from stairway door each carrying a black gym bag) BOSS Okay, now that the security guards are tied up, we can proceed: you take the East Wing... (points) I'll take the West Wing. And hurry. (backs toward west wing) Remember, once you break the glass in the display cases, the alarm goes off. After that we have only two minutes to get the jewels and make our getaway before the cops get here. Got it?! THUG (exiting to east wing) Got it, boss. Two minutes and we're out of here. Right, boss? (turns) Boss? (exiting to east wing) He ain't much of a conversationalist, is he? INT NIGHT WIDE: ART MUSEUM EAST WING (Thug enters darkened showroom, pulls hammer out of gym bag, smashes the first display case in the row, alarm horn beeps loudly, pulls out flashlight, shines it on the empty case, pulls out walkie talkie) THUG Boss? You there? Boss? BOSS (voiceover) What is it?! THUG Boss, we got a problem! BOSS Why are you bothering me with this?! I already told you that as soon as you smash the glass on the display case, the alarm will go off! That ain't the problem, boss. BOSS You're wasting valuable time! Get to the point! THUG There's no jewelry in the display case. BOSS Well, try the next case! THUG Oh, sure. Good idea, boss. (smashes the next case, shines the flashlight, pulls out walkie talkie) Same thing, boss. No jewelry here either. (looks around the showroom) In fact, there's no jewelry in ANY of the showcases, Boss... (shines flashlight on the showcase at the far end, approaches) Wait. It looks like the showcase on the other end has a necklace in it. (when Thug turns slightly to talk into walkie talkie, Dorah's hand descends inside the case to remove the necklace) Yeah, Boss, there's one necklace left here. BOSS Well, get that one and then come help me clean out the jewelry in the west wing. THUG (moving toward far end) Will do, Boss! INT NIGHT WIDE: ART MUSEUM WEST WING (Boss pulls out hammer, smashes the first showcase in line) THUG (voiceover) Boss, we've got a problem. BOSS (pulls out walkie talkie) What is it now?! THUG The necklace that was in the end showcase isn't there no more. BOSS (to self) Why, that no good, cheating thief is trying to rip me off! (to walkie talkie) Come here! Right now! (shines a flashlight on the showcase, finds the case empty) What the...! It's empty! (picks up black bag, moves to the next case, raises hammer, shines flashlight) What the...! There's no jewelry here either! (shines flashlight all over the room, sees one necklace remaining in the showcase at the far end) There's one! (picks up bag, hurries down to the last showcase, removes hammer and flashlight) THUG (enters showroom carrying black bag) Where are you, boss? BOSS (stops hammer in mid-swing, turns toward Thug, Dorman's hand descends into the showcase and removes the last necklace) Down here on the end. Show me what's in your bag. THUG (approaching) I already told you, boss. I got nothing. All the showcases was empty. BOSS Show me. THUG (opens bag wide to show just the walkie talkie) Just the walkie talkie and the flashlight, boss. What... BOSS You're holding out on me! THUG I what?! BOSS I don't know how you did it. But while I was tying up those two security guards downstairs, you somehow came up here and stole all the jewels for yourself. (raises hammer, approaches) THUG (retreats) No, Boss, you got me wrong. I would never hold out on you! BOSS Where are they?! What did you do with them?! (Thug drops bag, turns and runs, Boss follows) This job was MINE. I cased the joint. I did the plans. Them jewels is mine! And I want them back! (after Thug circles the showroom, Boss cuts off his path, Thug exits) INT NIGHT WIDE: ART MUSEUM EAST WING (Thug enters running) BOSS (follows and threatening Thug with hammer) Come here, you miserable little double-crossing cheat! I'll show you who's boss here! Give me back my jewels. (after Thug circles the showroom, Boss cuts off his path, Thug exits) INT NIGHT WIDE: ART MUSEUM LOBBY (Thug enters running toward the exit) BOSS (follows and threatening Thug with hammer) I'm going to change the shape of your head, you miserable little... (Thug comes to a stop and holds up his hands, and backs away. Boss stops, shines flashlight on two policemen with pistols drawn coming through the door) THUG Boss, I think we exceeded our two-minute limit. BOSS Shut up, you miserable little twit! COP (shines flashlight at Boss) Drop the hammer and put your hands up! BOSS (slowly lowering the hammer and the flashlight to the floor) Officers, I was passing by this way and I saw this burglar... (points to Thug) breaking into the art museum, so I chased him down for you. THUG You what?! BOSS He stole all the jewels from the two showrooms. He'll tell you where he hid them. THUG I didn't steal nothing, Boss! There was nothing to steal! BOSS Don't call me boss! Officers, I've never laid eyes on this man before. COP (motions) Alright, you two! Knock it off! Into the showroom. Move! (all move to showroom) We'll see if anything was stolen. INT NIGHT WIDE: ART MUSEUM WEST WING (Cops and thieves enter showroom to find that all the necklaces and bracelets have been returned to their showcases, except the one necklace on the far end, which Dorman's hand descends and drapes on the black velvet bust) BOSS What the.... THUG See?! What did I tell you, boss? I didn't steal nothing. All the jewels is still right here in the showcases. BOSS He's right, officers, this has all been one gigantic mistake. (puts hands down, turns) If nothing's been stolen, we're free to go. COP Not so fast, Lefty! THUG Boss, how does he know your name?! BOSS Stop calling me boss! (to cop) Officer, I swear I've never seen this man before in my life! COP Save it, Lefty. I was the arresting officer on your last jewelry heist. (points) And I assume these are your little black bags to haul away the jewels? BOSS I don't know what you're talking about. I never saw those bags before. COP I'll bet we'll find your fingerprints all over one of those bags, and all over the burglary tools in the side pockets. (pushes Boss toward door) You're under arrest. THUG But we didn't steal nothing! COP (pushes Thug toward door) Yeah, but you're both still going down for smashing the glass in this showcase, for possession of burglary tools, for breaking and entering and for parole violation. THUG (exiting) How did the jewels get back into the showcases, boss? BOSS (exiting) Don't call me boss! Officer, he planned the whole thing. INT NIGHT WIDE: ART MUSEUM VIDEO MONITORING ROOM (Dorah and Dorman rise from a kneeling position and dust off their hands) DORMAN (points to monitor showing Cops and Burglars exiting showroom) Well, our work here is done. DORAH It was fun! (points to floor) The new little door in the floor I mean. DORMAN I like working with you. You pick things up real fast. (reaches out and pulls, a virtual door appears and opens, steps into it) I hope we can get together again soon. DORAH Um, ah, (reaches out and pulls, a virtual door appears and opens) yeah, same here. (advances, stops, retreats) Um, ah, Dorman? DORMAN (turns) Yeah? DORAH Um, ah, our school has a fall dance. Can you come? DORMAN Oh, ah, well, I live way out in the country. DORAH But the door will take you anywhere you want to go. Somebody told me that once. DORMAN Oh! Yeah! Of course. Sure. I'd like that. Let's dance! DORAH It's a week from next Friday, seven o'clock. (points) The door knows where it is. DORMAN (exiting) See ya! DORAH (exiting) See ya! (doors close, doors disappear) �2013 Bob Snook. Conditions for use: Do not sell any part of this script, even if you rewrite it. Pay no royalties, even if you make money from performances. You may reproduce and distribute this script freely, but all copies must contain this copyright statement. http://www.bobsnook.org email: [email protected] BACK |