BACK SUNDAYKD 3'2m2f Sunday School promo for kids (Host interviews the children with microphone in hand. Six, Ten and Twelve can be played by children of those ages or by adults dressed like children.) HOST --- Hi, are you just coming out of Sunday School? SIX ---- Yeah. HOST --- We're trying to get a few comments about the new Sunday School program. Why did you come to the new Sunday School program? SIX ---- My Mom made me come. HOST --- Yes, well, maybe I could get reactions from some of the others. Hi, why did you come to the new Sunday school program? TEN ---- My Dad said if I didn't come, I'd have to clean the garage. HOST --- Yes, well, how about you? Why did you come to the new Sunday School program? TWELVE - How would it look if I was the only one in my cul-de-sac who didn't go to Sunday School? Besides, my older brother and sister always had to go. It's kind of like the family obligation. HOST --- Well, perhaps I'm not asking the right question. Maybe what I should ask is: what did you learn in Sunday School? SIX ---- Well, I learned that if your put your hand under your arm pit just right and pump your arm up and down, it makes a really cool noise. Let me show you. (begins to demonstrate) HOST --- (holds Six's arm) Not right now. I was thinking more in terms of what you learned from your teacher. How about you? What did you learn in Sunday School today? TEN ---- I learned that if the rest of the class is making a craft project out of drinking straws, I can use them to get spit-wads to stick to the ceiling. HOST --- What I meant was, did you learn anything of lasting value in Sunday School today? TWELVE - I learned that Tiffany Templeton can't be trusted and that I'll never choose her for my scripture memory partner ever again. She told everybody that I like Brandon Griswald, when all I said was that I thought he was cute. HOST --- Let me put it a different way. Are you planning to come back to Sunday School next week? SIX ---- For sure! TEN ---- Of course! TWELVE - Wouldn't miss it! HOST --- That's more like it. Now tell us what you liked about Sunday School. SIX ---- Our class room is right next to the poddy. HOST --- Let me rephrase the question. Why do you want to come back to Sunday School next week? TEN ---- Mom won't let me play with Billy Peldo. She says he's a bad influence. Well, guess what! Billy Peldo is in my Sunday School class! HOST --- Try to think in terms of blessings. What did you like about Sunday School? TWELVE - Boys. HOST --- Boys? That's it? Boys? Nothing a little more spiritual? TWELVE - Scripture memory and boys. HOST --- Okay, back to you. Think spiritual. Think religious. TEN ---- I like the Bible games where it's the boys against the girls. The boys always win. Billy Peldo really knows his Bible trivia. HOST --- How about you? What spiritual aspect of Sunday School do you like? SIX ---- Finger paint. HOST --- Finger paint. Very spiritual. So, would you recommend Sunday School to your friends? SIX ---- Yeah, it's fun. HOST --- Fun. That's not what I had in mind. You, say something religious about Sunday School. TWELVE - Sunday School is fun, IF you choose the right partner for scripture memory. HOST --- Alright, you are my last hope. Please, say something spiritual. TEN ---- Sunday School is fun. And Billy Peldo is NOT demon possessed. HOST --- Well, there you have it. Three spiritual thumbs up for Sunday School. ©2013 Bob Snook. Conditions for use: Do not sell any part of this script, even if you rewrite it. Pay no royalties, even if you make money from performances. You may reproduce and distribute this script freely, but all copies must contain this copyright statement. http://www.bobsnook.org email: [email protected] BACK |