HANGIN   4'2m1f A lesson on tenacity from 12 stories up

ETHEL -- Help! Burglar! Help! Robber! Help! Ralph, where are 

RALPH -- (crumple newspaper) What is it now, Ethel? You're 
always so dramatic!

ETHEL -- There's a burglar on the ledge outside the window.

RALPH -- A burglar? On the twelveth floor? Right.

ETHEL -- Well, look for yourself. He's out there. I just saw 

RALPH -- (window slides) Oh, hi, Steve. My wife thought you were 
a burglar. It's not a burglar, Ethel. Come meet our new 
neighbor, Steve.

STEVE -- How do you do?

ETHEL -- Hi, nice to meet you.

RALPH -- Can I get back to my newspaper now? (Crumple newspaper)

ETHEL -- If you're not a burglar, Steve, what ARE you doing out 
on the ledge?

STEVE -- I'm going to jump.

ETHEL -- Oh, don't do that. We're twelve stories up. You could 
hurt yourself.

STEVE -- That's the idea.

ETHEL -- Ralph! Stop him! Ralph! He's going to jump!

RALPH -- (crumple newspaper) What is it now Ethel? You're always 
so dramatic.

ETHEL -- He's going to jump!

RALPH -- He's not going to jump. He could kill himself doing 

ETHEL & STEVE --  That's the idea.

ETHEL -- Stop him, Ralph!

RALPH -- You really going to jump, Steve?

STEVE -- I'm giving it careful consideration.

RALPH -- What is it? Did you get fired from your job?

STEVE -- No. I quit.

RALPH -- What did you do for a living?

STEVE -- I'm a lawyer.

RALPH -- A lawyer?! Go ahead and jump.

ETHEL -- No! Ralph! Steve! Please don't jump! He was just 
kidding, weren't you, Ralph.

RALPH -- Right. Just kidding. (crumple newspaper)

ETHEL -- So, Steve, let's talk about it. Why do you want you end 
it all?

STEVE -- I only became a lawyer to please my parents. But I've 
always wanted to be a writer.

RALPH -- A writer, huh!? Go ahead and....

ETHEL -- Ralph! Hush! So, Steve, we still don't know why you 
want to jump.

STEVE -- Well, I sent writing samples to all the TV networks and 
movie studios. Finally, FOX called me and asked me to write a 
pilot for a sitcom. So, of course, I turned in my resignation to 
my law firm and moved out here to Hollywood. But since I moved 
out here I've had writer's block for a month. Now, I've got no 
job, no income, no savings. It's hopeless.

ETHEL -- Are you a Christian, Steve?

STEVE -- I was real close to the Lord when I was in school, but 
when I started law school, I just drifted away from Him.

ETHEL -- Remember the story of Job, Steve?

STEVE -- Yeah. He lost his wealth, his family, his friends, 
everything. So?

ETHEL -- How did the story end?

STEVE -- He ended up with more wealth and happiness than before. 

ETHEL -- So.... help me out here, Ralph.

RALPH -- Remember the story of Jacob's youngest son, Joseph?

STEVE -- Yeah. His brothers sold him as a slave, then he spent a 
long time in jail for a crime he didn't commit.

RALPH -- And he ended up...

STEVE -- ...he ended up as the second most powerful man in 
Egypt. I suppose this is all leading somewhere?

RALPH -- What do Job and Joseph they have in common?

ETHEL -- They both never stopped trusting in the Lord.

RALPH -- Even though it SEEMED hopeless, they hung in there.

STEVE -- Oh. So, you think I should just trust in the Lord and I 
can move back home and get my job back at the law firm?

RALPH -- Or you might ask the Lord to give you some ideas for 
your script.

STEVE -- You think so?

RALPH -- He came through for Joseph and Job, why wouldn't he 
come through for you?

STEVE -- Okay, Lord, you know I need to pay the rent. Help me, 
please. Help me to hang in there.

RALPH -- Please, Steve, come on in off the ledge, let's talk 
about it.

STEVE -- Oh, you don't have to talk me out of jumping anymore, 
Ralph. The Lord just gave me a great idea for a sitcom! It's 
about a guy who's standing on a ledge, about to jump, and is 
befriended by the old couple next door.

ETHEL -- Who you calling old?!

STEVE -- Sorry. But isn't it great? As soon as I put my trust in 
the Lord again, my waiting and worrying were over.

RALPH -- Do me a favor, would you, kid?

STEVE -- Sure. Anything.

RALPH -- Don't tell anybody that I talked a lawyer out of jumping.

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