CHANNEL  2'2m2f Channel surfing mixes Bible verses

HAL -- (enters, sits DC on one of two chairs facing large TV)

Come on, Honey, it's almost time for the Bible study on channel 

VAL -- (enters, sits) Oh, Harold, I heard about a new Bible 
study on Channel 53.

HAL -- But, we like the one on channel 40.

(Clicks remote control)

HIM -- (pops up inside TV) Philippians 4:19 "I can do everything 
through him who gives me...." (ducks down)

(Val takes remote, clicks. They continue taking the remote 
control and switching channels until the end of the sketch)

HER -- (pops up) ...three evil spirits that look like frogs. 
(ducks down)

HIM -- For if you forgive men when they sin against you, your 
father in heaven will...

HER -- blown and tossed by the wind.

HIM -- Neither do they pour new wine into old wine skins. If they 
do, ...

HER -- ...there will be famines and earthquakes.

HIM -- Psalm 37:4 "Delight yourself in the Lord and he..."

HER -- ...falls into a well on the sabbath.

HIM -- Philippians 1:6 "Being confident of this that he who began a 
good work in you will carry it on completion until the day 

HER -- ...slander, gossip, arrogance, and disorder.

HIM -- Luke 6:38 "Give and it will be given to you. A good measure 
pressed down, shaken together and running over..."

HER -- ...full of deadly poison...

HIM -- John 14:3 "And if I go and prepare a place for you I will 
come and..."

HER -- ...bow down to a block of wood!

HIM -- Romans 8:28 "And we know that in all things God works for 
the good of those who love him, who..."

HER -- a gold ring in a pig's snout.

HIM -- (reaches out of the TV set, grabs remote control) Do 
nothing out of selfish ambition or vein conceit.
(presses the off button, disappears.) 

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